Important Clarification

I wanted to make an important clarification here about Jeff:
Creepy Jeff is:

• Alive
• Dead
• Amazing
• Terrible
• Impossible
• Certain
• Creative
• Unimaginative
• All of the Jeffs
• None of the Jeffs
• Everything
• Nothing
• Creepy
• Not Creepy
• Sane
• Insane
• Truthful
• A liar
• Real
• Fake
• Not in Pókemon Go
• The first Pókemon added to Pókemon Go
• An avid gamer
• A hater of games
• No
• Yes
• Everything
• Nothing
• Um
• Yeah
• Etc.

If you took the time to read that, congratulations! You now know at least 0% (rounded down) of the information there is to know about Jeff! If you didn't, shame on you. Go read it. Now.

-Jeff (and not Jeff)